Couple things.

First. When you start out a message with “you’ll probably block me after this,” no matter what you say I will most certainly block you because now I feel like I need to. I also want to say that if ever you feel the need to preface a message like that, save yourself some time and stop right there.

Second. When you tell me you’re newly attracted to younger women because you’re going through a mid-life crisis, you’re not doing yourself any favors. It’s not only “cliche’,” but also very “lame.”

Third. I can promise you that nothing about your message made me feel that a response was in order, let alone “obligatory.”

Finally. It’s really not ok. I have no idea why you felt the need to send me this message in the first place. I cannot seem to find the point. So, yes. Consider yourself blocked.